Category: Joke Board
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find
the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The
woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole
down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement &
announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his
head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the
height, and she gives us the length. Bubba and Junior are currently doing
government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.
lol. haha good one